Monday, October 4, 2010

Seni supino colei culum tegunt

for Pro Libertate

Catullus 16

I'll gape and gag you ass-to-mouth,
Aurelis the Cock-Gobbler and Power Bottom Furius,
Because you think that if my poetry
is soft, that means I am soft.
While it is good for the poet to be civilized
himself, the poetry can be savage.
But well-written lyrics,
if they are thought-out and sexy,
Can excite the mind of men,
And I don't mean just twinks, but even in hairy old bears,
who can't get it hard any longer.
Because you two have read my "Thousand Kisses,"
you think I'm some prissy pussy?
I'll gape and gag you ass-to-mouth.

3 comments:

  1. CATULLUS PURIFIED: A BRIEF HISTORY OF CARMEN 16

    http://digitalcommons.unl.edu/classicsfacpub/2/

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  2. Just trying my own hand at it. Flexing my filthsmith muscles, as it were.

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  3. I've always wondered about that ass to mouth stuff. What is the proper nomenclature for the ass that is getting fucked that is to be followed by the mouth? Does this ass get cleaned by an enema or something before the video is made? What happens is the ass isn't very clean? Are the stars still obligated to schlobbin on a dirty nobbin? What is audrey Hollander's sphicnter going to look like when she is 60?

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