So, what's up with the American flag? Is it suppose to be red stripes on a white field or white stripes on a red field? What is that suppose to represent? Then the blank blue field. Is that meant to be the sky? Then consider the evenly spaced stars in the sky, as opposed to the funky ass shit in the real sky. I think the message means that we are regimented and boring. A big fuck you to whoever designed the Goddamned thing for implying such a worn out cliche. Was his name Chad? Fuck you, Chad.
I'm surprised they didn't just put Joker makeup on the flag. Sorry, that comment was just as glib as the anonymity bot. OK, you guessed it. It's me, Art-P.O.G.
Yeah, it was glib. I was honestly just looking for an excuse to say 'fuck you, Chad' that day, and the flag got sprayed as a innocent bystander in the drive by.
Today, I feel like saying, 'fuck you, Tulpa.' Has he always been an insufferable mancunt? I just really started noticing a few weeks back when he corrected a comment of mine that not only didn't need it but also went completely over his head.
I'm your typical greedy, heartless libertarian who wants children to starve, the elderly to die cold and alone, and every other strawman you can think up.
Way to make me wish Al Gore had never invented the internet, SugarFree. -Xeones
This is why "Should we ban SugarFree?" is a permanent agenda item during the weekly Reason editorial staff meeting.
-Pro Libertate
Postmodern Graphically Erotic Grand Guignol -Art-P.O.G.
I would recommend never reading anything he writes, without a barf bag nearby. -Marshall Gill
...depraved fiend... -P Brooks
Holy shit! You read the whole thing!?!? I almost shit my pants and tossed my dog through the window in a fit of insanity just from reading small bits of it! -Naga Sadow
I may never masturbate again. -Warty
SugarFree, you need help. -R C Dean
When I'm appalled, you know NutraSweet has gone too far. -Episiarch And we're worried about Iran getting the bomb? Dear god, this kind of slashfic in the wrong hands....I don't want to think about the consequences. -JW
You deserve to be a broken husk for the rest of your life for your libido-nuking fanfic. -tarran
I will gouge out my orbits and dump Dermabond in the resultant sockets. -Groovus Maximus I'm sending you my therapy bills. -Xeones
Just when I think there is nothing you can do to horrify me, you take it to 11. -Dagny T.
In all the foulest bowels of the internet, this is the worst thing I've ever read.
-SweatingGin
Is it bad that reading this has been the best part of my day so far?
-Episiarch
You are one sick motherfucker.
-sarcasmic
I just threw up in my mouth. And not a little, I'm talking pea soup scene from The Exorcist.
-Loki
My god you are one depraved...I hesitate to call you human.
-DesigNate
LOL, aint it the truth! TOo funny dude!
-RT www.privacy-web.tk
Thanks SF, you have reconfirmed my faith in human depravity. Your power to repulse is beyond measure. -Marshall Gill
I'm not sure whether to orgasm or vomit. -Anonymous
THIS is why there are no female libertarians.
-BuSub Agent It's a shame we can't drop you on Pakistan. -Tim I think the internet just broke. -fishbane What the fuck are you trying to do!! Get everyone sickened? -Naga Sadow
What do I have to do to get on your testimonials board? Suck your cock? Well I have a liter of Jagermeister, so I might consider it. Warty will be jealous but fuck him. -Troy Lee Messer
You are truly disturbed, SugarFree. We wouldn't have it any other way. -The Art-P.O.G.
This is the worst sentence I've ever read. -Warty
Each time your stomach lurches while reading his lurid prose, America is slightly freer.
I am too drunk to make a witty, sagacious comment.
ReplyDeleteSo, what's up with the American flag?
ReplyDeleteIs it suppose to be red stripes on a white field or white stripes on a red field? What is that suppose to represent? Then the blank blue field. Is that meant to be the sky? Then consider the evenly spaced stars in the sky, as opposed to the funky ass shit in the real sky. I think the message means that we are regimented and boring. A big fuck you to whoever designed the Goddamned thing for implying such a worn out cliche. Was his name Chad? Fuck you, Chad.
I'm surprised they didn't just put Joker makeup on the flag. Sorry, that comment was just as glib as the anonymity bot. OK, you guessed it. It's me, Art-P.O.G.
ReplyDeleteYeah, it was glib. I was honestly just looking for an excuse to say 'fuck you, Chad' that day, and the flag got sprayed as a innocent bystander in the drive by.
ReplyDeleteToday, I feel like saying, 'fuck you, Tulpa.' Has he always been an insufferable mancunt? I just really started noticing a few weeks back when he corrected a comment of mine that not only didn't need it but also went completely over his head.