Thursday, February 13, 2014
It's Not Me, It's You
"Kathleen," he said, half-sobbing and lunging at the door. It was just her aide.
"Janice," Al said, grabbing the frightened girl by her shoulders. "When, Janice?" he begged.
"Al, you need to calm down. She's in with The President of the United States Barack Obama and the Meeting is Very Important. They are talking about the implementation of The Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act."
"Fuck that noise, Janice. I need my Kathleen. My loins burn for her!"
"Don't 'ew' our love, Janice. You're just an aide. You don't know about love yet. Have you even had your first abortion, you silly twat?"
"You know I'm working on it, Al," Janice hissed.
"Get Kathleen out here right now or I'm going to make you watch me fuck and eat your abortion, Janice. I'll fucking split in half on my cock and tongue out the insides, Janice. You fucking know I will."
"Fuck you, Al. All you make are empty promises."
She watched as a tranq dart caught him in the neck and he dropped to the ground.