Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Rare Photo of Episiarch and Warty Surfaces


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  1. OK, like a Tom of Finland Mario Bros. Sure, it's too disturbing for words because they're brothers, but the slashfic practically writes itself.

    (insert joke about "laying pipe", etc., etc.)

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  2. What's so disturbing, James? It's not like they can get pregnant that way. geez.

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  3. They got the Mario Brothers gig because the Village People were full.

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  4. Oh, and in case you can't tell, Warty is the one with the Penis and Epi is the one with the cameltoe.

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  5. I just realized I really don't want to see what the homoerotic versions of "mushrooms" look like.

    Also, I imagine in this version, Princess Peach is just a gay icon instead of Mario's girlfriend.

    This is still better than the Mario Bros. movie with Bob Hoskins and Dennis Hopper.

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