SugarFree: Do you even want to know what he raps your knuckles with?

Thursday, August 12, 2010

From an idea by the delicious BakedPenguin

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You're a sick prick, SugarFree.
-..

Way to make me wish Al Gore had never invented the internet, SugarFree.
-Xeones

This is why "Should we ban SugarFree?" is a permanent agenda item during the weekly Reason editorial staff meeting.

-Pro Libertate

Postmodern Graphically Erotic Grand Guignol
-Art-P.O.G.

I would recommend never reading anything he writes, without a barf bag nearby.
-Marshall Gill

...depraved fiend...
-P Brooks

Holy shit! You read the whole thing!?!? I almost shit my pants and tossed my dog through the window in a fit of insanity just from reading small bits of it!
-Naga Sadow

I may never masturbate again.
-Warty

SugarFree, you need help.
-R C Dean

When I'm appalled, you know NutraSweet has gone too far.
-Episiarch

And we're worried about Iran getting the bomb? Dear god, this kind of slashfic in the wrong hands....I don't want to think about the consequences.
-JW

You deserve to be a broken husk for the rest of your life for your libido-nuking fanfic.
-tarran

I will gouge out my orbits and dump Dermabond in the resultant sockets.
-Groovus Maximus

I'm sending you my therapy bills.
-Xeones

Just when I think there is nothing you can do to horrify me, you take it to 11.
-Dagny T.

In all the foulest bowels of the internet, this is the worst thing I've ever read.

-SweatingGin

Is it bad that reading this has been the best part of my day so far?

-Episiarch

You are one sick motherfucker.

-sarcasmic

I just threw up in my mouth. And not a little, I'm talking pea soup scene from The Exorcist.

-Loki

My god you are one depraved...I hesitate to call you human.

-DesigNate

LOL, aint it the truth! TOo funny dude!

-RT www.privacy-web.tk

Thanks SF, you have reconfirmed my faith in human depravity. Your power to repulse is beyond measure.
-Marshall Gill

I'm not sure whether to orgasm or vomit.
-Anonymous

THIS is why there are no female libertarians.

-BuSub Agent

It's a shame we can't drop you on Pakistan.
-Tim

I think the internet just broke.
-fishbane

What the fuck are you trying to do!! Get everyone sickened?
-Naga Sadow

What do I have to do to get on your testimonials board? Suck your cock? Well I have a liter of Jagermeister, so I might consider it. Warty will be jealous but fuck him.
-Troy Lee Messer

You are truly disturbed, SugarFree. We wouldn't have it any other way.
-The Art-P.O.G.

This is the worst sentence I've ever read.
-Warty

Each time your stomach lurches while reading his lurid prose, America is slightly freer.

-Pro Libertate

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Thursday, August 12, 2010

Do you even want to know what he raps your knuckles with?

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