Tuesday, December 1, 2009
His name is Iron Penis ‘cause he fucks people up like a giant iron penis. The camera is so he can film his enemies before, during, and after really fucking them up. And then he sells the tapes, to make money to fund training and shit. And he wants to build a PenisMobile. He got his powers by bareback fucking a radioactive hooker.
And no, he’s not gay. It was a female hooker.