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Monday, July 27, 2009
They Wouldn't Understand Their Love...
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Jack gently parted the hairs around his partner’s anus. The smeared headlights of the cars passing them on the highway lit up the tender fol...
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Friday, July 24, 2009
He could have been The Belle of the Ponderosa, but that was not the fat man's plan
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Joe slid the train bathroom door lock to "Occupied." His shoulders slumped with relief. The poor people on the train always wanted...
Thursday, July 23, 2009
Deep within the bowels of the Rayburn building...
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Nancy kicked a lever under the cold metal table Dick was strapped to. He felt the blood rush into his head as his feet pivoted into the air....
Somewhere Off The Coast Of Alaska...
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Barry slid the long zipper of Sarah's jeans down, tooth by delicious tooth. Each of the teeth clicking apart sent a shiver of pleasure d...
The Surgeon General Will See You Now
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I wonder about her position on masturbation. Standing? Leaning against the stall? Prone? Back? Stomach? Is she a vibrator or pillow-humping ...
El Amor Prohibido
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Abuela locked the door behind her with a click that echoed through the attic and back into the cramped room. Sonia and Miguel stayed where t...
Saturday, July 4, 2009
a steel fist of regulation covered by a velvet glove of emission trading
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Henry nervously twirled his mustache as he watched the steel fist being unwrapped from it's velvet hood. The fist was plunged into a buc...
Friday, June 19, 2009
Count Warty Interrupt
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"Have mercy, sirrah," Dagny begged, looking up at the shadowed face of the debauched Count Warty, "me bumhole is frightful so...
For jester
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Barney's cleft palate folds upwards as he wheezes and gulps Rahm's hot-sagging balls into his sinuses. Nancy plays the frantic chick...
"an act so heinous that it defies one’s ability to describe it"
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Homosexual behavior is a ground for divorce, an act of sexual misconduct punishable as a crime in Alabama, a crime against nature, an inhere...
"Why don't we try drinking rats' milk and dogs' milk?"
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You don't have to be high to fuck a one-legged crazy chick, just adventurous. What do you think? Leg on or off? Switch it up all the tim...
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Thursday, May 28, 2009
In His Mom's Basement There Lived A Young Troll Named Morris Magill
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Morris fended off her attempts to bite him. A single well-placed slap knocked her dentures loose and sent them flying. They clattered out of...
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The Lost Tapes of Sappho
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"Oh, Nancy," Dianne exclaimed as she writhed on the blood-warm waterbed. It had been stripped of its sheets and the two of them wh...
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Grateful Grannies, Vol. 6
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...on the third hard pull of the reel, the gas-powered multi-dildo sprang to life. Its noxious exhaust quickly filled the cramped room. Dia...
Wednesday, May 27, 2009
Behind The Warty Door
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With the last grating pass of the razor, Lindsay looked up at Warty expectantly. Warty tossed the razor away and turned under the harsh glar...
The Sex-Robots Who Have Sex Robotically
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"I've seen things you white males wouldn't believe," Sonia muttered as she slid the enormous strap-on from beneath the jud...
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
Kitty Cat Pool Party, featuring Paul Krugman
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"This what we have to do the greedy upper class, who have gotten rich suckling at the neck of the virtuous proletariat!" Paul drop...
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