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Showing posts with label Chris Christie. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Chris Christie. Show all posts
Friday, July 15, 2016

Selectionous Interruptus

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"MAH TITTAYS!" Newt screamed as he rushed toward Chris. He dropped his sword as he lunged and the two of them landed on the dirt f...
Monday, July 11, 2016

Be still my dog of war!

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“Who will be my VP?” Donald asked the hushed arena. “I said WHO WILL BE MY VP?” he screamed into the microphone. The crowd sighed as one b...
Wednesday, March 2, 2016

Like Classy Poutine

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“Now say ‘You will endorse me!’” the hat whispered. “You will endorse me!” Donald said. “Now hit him with the chair leg again,” the hat ...
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Friday, June 5, 2015

I'm just a faded Southern belle without a dime...

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"Ah want to drone you, fat boy," Lindsay drawled. He gently plucked the encrusted hairs ringing Chris' butthole until it blo...
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